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Agnes & Senga

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AGNES
SENGA

Jist tae let ye ken, am a very slim size 18, a wee bit gumsie wae only twa teeth left in ma' heid, sportin' designer curls (or should that be curlers) an a only smoke 40 a day. Aye, am oni man's dream wae a fine pair... an' a tattooed erse!

Noo, between you 'n' me, a hiv a toy boy! A 40 year old cabbie fae Nitshill... but shhhhhhhhh, he's still merrit, but so wot... a kin git a free ride oni time! (Noo, that's atween you, me an the gairden fence, Bob disnae need tae ken a thing aboot it.)

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A like ma designer claes ticht roon ma erse, ma skirts short, ma heels high, ma lippie MUST match ma nails, an' a hiv a penchant fur braw jewellery. (Holding the misfortunate belief that crap jewellery looks classy and tight clothes look slimming!)

Oor Erchie disnae ken am workin' oot and got a wee job dain' they survey and consumer tests. (Am only 40ish, by the way, so am no too auld fur bricht colours, thigh boots or leather troosers yit!) Och aye, an a hae a wee dug, oor Hamish.

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Agnes 'n' Senga hae been buddies fur years. Agnes likes tae think she's the braw yin but a dinnae ken, fur thur's nowt much atween thum, if ye ken whit a mean! Thur favourite pastime wis aye the gossipin - be it oan the telephone, CB radio (aye weel, they've been pals noo fur a gie lang time!) or even jist scrawlin letters... whitever way they dae it, the gossip has flown atween they two relentlessly. An' then the "computer age" dawned. Whit a scunner that wis, fur they baith hud tae git mobile phones jist tae blether even mair while they ur clatterin awa oan thur keyboards... Nae Broadband!

The girls love to shop, eat out and visit new places... then review.

REQUEST A PRODUCT, SERVICE OR SITE REVIEW BY AGNES & SENGA

Hamish - Senga's spoilt dog

Hamish is a poncey, hairy wee dug... the much pampered, thoroughly spoiled, extremely tolerant, favourite fashion accessory of Senga.