Eddie on Facilities Management

Ask the Office Assistant

30th January 2003, report received of a leaking roof in a temporary office building. My gut instinct was to remedy the problem immediately but, apparently, this isn’t the ethical way to carry out business. So here is a rough guide of how ‘the Government’ might handle it.

The following remedials were set in motion after eight weeks of various solutions being offered, debated, and eventually formally accepted on a Design and Construct basis. Order was issued to include full Clerk of Works duties.

Leak in roof reported 30/01/03

Order received 01/04/03

Order agreed 01/06/03

Order counter-signed 01/07/03

Initial Project Cost Limit agreed at £3.6 million

Forecast Fees - £3,600,000.00 x 12.5% = £450,000.00 + £36,000.00 Clerk of Works

= £486,000.00

Instructions were given:

Design office to survey and calculate to facilitate such a solution,

Quantity Surveyors to calculate all associated costs,

Client to arrange convenient meeting times to discuss resultant feasibility study,

Project Managers to discuss forthcoming why’s and wherefore’s of governing such a project

Programme Timetable

Draft roof design drawings produced - 30 September 2003

More in-depth roof design drawings produced- 30 November 2003

Actual roof design drawings completed - 30 December 2003

Review meeting - 30 January 2004

Advertise for contractors - 29 February 2004

Bidders Conference - 30 March 2004

Quantity Surveyors review - report best value for money - 30 June 2004

Award the contract - 30 July 2004

Pre-start Meeting - 30 August 2004

Start on Site - 30 September 2004

Works Completion - 30 October 2004

Clerk of Works duties - (fee @ 1% of Initial Project Cost Limit) - 30 October 2004

Snagging - 31 October 2004

Health & Safety inspection - 10 November 2004

Snag list completed - 18 November 2004

Handover Documentation completed - 30 November 2004

Operation & Maintenance manuals reviewed - 21 December 2004

Project completion / handover - 30 December 2004

All on holiday for Christmas period, reschedule to 30 January 2005

Defect Liability Period ends - 29 January 2006

Account settled in full by about February 2006

From the first report of a drip, it could take approximately 2 years with at least a further 12 months before final account is settled. Each stage is called a Milestone and milestone payments are made according to the completed stages of the project. How many millstones (oops! I mean milestones!) have we reached on the building of the new Scottish Parliament?

Now here’s how the secretarial staff would have done it, bearing in mind that the affected building was temporary and had actually been scheduled for demolition in July of 2005, only eighteen months after the water penetration was reported!

Survey affected floor areas

Mark drip marks with an 'x' in non-soluble marker pen (£1.99 from Woolies)

Count the 'x' marks

Procure equivalent numbers of large, healthy, pre-potted plants in suitably sized, colour co-ordinated containers (£100 from B&Q)

File off all sharp edges using nail files, coat any small defects with nail polish

Position plants strategically (beneath the drips)

Sweep up any resultant potting compost spillage

Estimated start date - 31 January 2003

Estimated completion date - 31 January 2003

Deduct retainer for 364-day full money back guarantee

Claim fee of £486,000.00 - £201.99 and what have we got?

A ****ing great time!

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