Much, much more packed into this outrageous book that gives an insight into part of the mind of a true life Robinsin Crusoe hero (or anti-hero) who thought nothing of advertising for suitable young female companions to live life on a desert island as nature intended - sun, sand, sea & sex. Available to buy until it invariably gets banned!

Buy it if you dare!

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EXTRACTS: AN EXPLANATION

"This beautiful book is the result of living for four years in the sweltering heat of the Samoan jungle, being bitten daily by flies, mosquitoes, ants - and by venomous centipede (four times), which sends streaks of fire radiating through the body from the twin punctures - waking to find a spider crawling over me, or the revolting, stinking Samoan worm, which has a shell-like skin and lots of legs, nestling in my armpit or groin.

It is also the result of drinking copious amounts of beer, rum and vodka, smoking hand rolled cigarettes and, at the age of 70, having to shag my lovely 28-year-old Samoan wife at least three times a week."

Gerald Kingsland